Something Funny!

[Hartman]

A boy recently went to court over a domestic violence case into who got custody over the child as he was being beaten by his parents . It was agreeded that the boys aunty should take custody of the child, but the boy cried out saying that his aunt also beat him. After a long discussion the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents. He then cried out and said that they beat him also. After discovering the domestic violence problem with in the family the judge decided that the boy got to chose who got custody over him.

After two recesses it was decided by the boy that the Adelaide Crows could be his legal guardian as they are not capable of beating anybody....

[Mr X]

They might beat Richmond...... It will be a close game.

[Karterdude!]

Joke Of The Day! 1 Day, 1 Hour ago Karma: 0  
Best joke for 2010 so far;

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
Finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
Is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
She writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
Finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
Got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
Gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[Karterdude!]

Also, what do the Adelaide Crows and Melbounre Storm have in common?

They are both playing for no points!!

[funny]

An Aussie and a little man were sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.The big, burly Yank says,"That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor."That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The Aussie decides he's had enough and leaves.A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank bastard sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking
him out.
The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him that was a bloody crowbar from Bunnings."

[FIFA Ref]

Hmm, yellow or red card? Oh wait he's Australian, it's a red.

[Joey#91]

love the 101 ways to make people anooyed haha i do half of them now bahahaha